Coyote Ugly Nancy Pelosi sues Stanford University Hospital over her husband Paul’s recent cataract surgery.

A recent article in the San Francisco Examiner reported that Nancy Pelosi has sued Stanford Hospital, saying that “after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.”

A hospital spokesman replied: “Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery.

All we did was correct his eyesight.”

Rumor has it that her husband Paul remarked, “I’ve now got anal glaucoma. I can’t see my ass having sex with that biatch!” Apparently, low IQ Nancy took him seriously.

Nana needs her botox